Well as for people who would have seen Vodafone ad's (which I believe every one would have...) the addition in me is happening in similar proportions to the characters in the ad, called zoozoo...
I prided myself with flattest 0f the flat belly line; in fact it was blemishless... it did not have the customary chocolates; incidentally also called abs in various denominations 6, 8, 24.. do not know.. last one was exaggeration.. (again affliction of marriage...)....
So coming back had flat stomach and so much flat that I could have been called emaciated; infact the relative thinness in other areas ; gave that picture...
anyways I prided on it as few people who had single pack in terms of tyres, were so jealous of it..There were so many theories about it... My sitting posture, my way of walking that I use to run (actually was blessed with very short friends who had short steps and my average steps left them way behind).. and so on... But if you get something without pain doesnot last.. and without much pain either I added so much to the middle line.. It's hell of a single bloated pack now... Many theories still abound and sometimes beer, sometimes a russian drink which incidentally is called the biggest rapist (it changes in an instant Virgin Mary to Bloody Mary)... and even marriage... Sometimes some controversy of richness and all... which is actually a hum-bug..
Anyways now am being pushed to the travesty called Gym... It's a conspiracy, a crime against the laziest person on earth.. ( it took ten days for me to type this...)...
Maybe the Vodafone can make me there masket and this acquistion of mine which is so reviled by all, can become an asset for me...
Only threat is my missus... She is sitting in her home for last one month so that I do not get food I am back to being with no pack... Its different matter that her absence is giving me chance to nourish my zozoo asset a bit more... under the wisdom of Old Monks and Learned Russian Drinks, throwing in between a ceratin bird which is such a bliss....
Need to convince her how its an asset... And finally we could be rich.. the hum-bug which is so much propounded now...
4 comments:
My Zoozoo pati...i'm sure all your histrionics will fetch you an oscar, but let me remind you, i have already been accused of being the cause of your flab abd tyre , and after all my efforts of cooking and feeding you healthy nutritious food has gone to waste, and that my not-so-fond-of-cooking self will find any way not to get into the kitchen to cook every damn day of my life, i assure you i'll make sure you get on a diet, maybe starve, slog it out in the gym and walk from home to station and back so that you get back to shape and look worthy of all you dream as well as those close to you...added advantage, we'd save on the auto fares..
and let's keep mary virgin and let kingfisher just be a bird..let old monk buy a safari..and captain sail his ship...the rest, well..rest in peace..
if adding weight is asset, then we're already too rich..your missus is bountiful in it..let's not hoard...and she has not-long arms..you need to fit in.. ;)
hahahaha..............:D :D :D :D....so lets rechristen you: Ravi Zoozoo bhaiya...and trust me we are all great fans of zoozoo...and nothing like having a zoozoo right there among us.....:D:D:D:D....
And moreover with vinnani"managing" your "assets", am sure you will get only positive returns!!...and take it from the horse's mouth..what with my being a future wealth manager!!....lolllzzz....:P :P :P :P....
jokes apart bhaiya....try and keep yourself in the best of shape and health...:):):):):)
love you lots
moon
@ kay what wealth manager... saving auto fare to get rich... getting rich is such a pain that would love penury...
@ moon... thanks... vinani managing my assets... :):).. u sure
Came to your blog after a long time..and honestly it was good to read the happy tone of it..
Finally, it was a happy ending :)..err..BEGINING ..
Best wishes..
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